May 2013
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usb-dongle:
it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
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Arriving At A Friend's House:
sodamnrelatable:
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
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butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
im slowly unlearning how to english
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jakemalik:
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
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ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
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every time i get a bad headache i think
today’s the day i get superpowers
claydols:
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
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nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
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godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a freaking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
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jamietheignorantamerican:
“A Quick Doodle I did in Class”
“One Hour Speedpaint”
“My pen pressure was off when I drew this”
“Art is just a Hobby for me, I just do it in my freetime.”
“I’m only 13 years old.”
“I did this in Microsoft Paint.”
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nowgiveusakiss-a:
I like how they let Loki wear his colour in prison
like you murdered dozens of people and try to destroy earth but that green looks great on you man give him a jumpsuit in that shade
